I'm constantly approached by folks who feel they have the key to utopia. How the music, the industry, love sex and bliss can be realized. From the very comfort of my own living room. Just pay x amount of dollars. I can get these blessings in stages if I desired. 3 months. 6 months, 1 year. I never realized how a comfortable arm chair and a keypad could make me a giant. I've been working all these years doing the grind when I should've just hung out on ebay.